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Sherry
post Tue Sep 10, 2002, 02:43 PM
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Since we have a *penchant* for getting OFF-Topic, I thought we should have an OFF-Topic Topic! Post any blah-blah-blahs you want in here....

Academia- go for it!

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post Tue Sep 10, 2002, 03:03 PM
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Well today was not a good day at school...my daughter decided to 'spank' her teacher because she got a time out! When asked why she did it she replied "well daddy spanks me and puts me in time out"!!!!

AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! She's a little dominatrix!(IMG:http://www.deafonline2.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/eek.gif)
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post Tue Sep 10, 2002, 03:10 PM
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That is...too funny, LP! She's gonna grow up to be just like her Mom! (IMG:http://www.deafonline2.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/eek.gif)
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post Tue Sep 10, 2002, 03:12 PM
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nah...that'[s just like her daddy!!!(IMG:http://www.deafonline2.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)
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post Tue Sep 10, 2002, 03:21 PM
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uh-huh, so Daddy's the Dominatrix? Tell me more, LP! (IMG:http://www.deafonline2.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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Nah...men can't be dominatrices (sp) but he is definitely a control person!!!!!
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This off topic!
Why does everything happen at once???
I was trying to help mini-fred finish her homework, make her a practice test, get a water bottle ready for soccer practice, and change of work clothes when Boy Child comes in with blood all over his face. (He has braces) I was trying to freak out quietly, clean him up, check braces, and remain composed! (He is fine, fat lip bloody nose, football accident) But why always at 5:15, with a 5:30 soccer practice mini-fred dead line looming.

Solution-Beer or wine post bed time!!!!!!!!!
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post Tue Sep 10, 2002, 07:02 PM
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LittlePitty and MrsFred: My solution to all problems is an ice cream sundae from Marble Slab Creamery (uh-oh, there's one down the street from my house)

Only problem is, you can't have too many problems or you will look like Anna Nicole. If you find that happening, leave the extra nuts off. (IMG:http://www.deafonline2.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

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Oh my goodness Sherry that sounds sooooooooooo good right now! i wud LOVE a sundae.. ESPEC from a place with the words *creamery* in its name!!.... all we have here is a lame ol' Dairy Queen- who only employ cheeky adolescents BTW!(IMG:http://www.deafonline2.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)
One time we sat and watched some EAT half the fries out of someone's order!-least they didn't spit (or *?!) in anything...I think?(IMG:http://www.deafonline2.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/eek.gif)
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ever go to Wendy's and after ordering you step aside as the cashiers taking the next customer and you notice the next customer is eating YOUR fries as she/he places his order?
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post Tue Sep 10, 2002, 09:37 PM
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It is very important to understand the pernicious social, behavioral, cognitive, psychological, neurological, physiological, linguistic, sociological, temporal, relative, and intuitive consequences of hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobics who suffer from the negative social, behavioral, cognitive, psychological, neurological(.), physiological, linguistic, sociological, temporal, relative, and intuitive consequences of the hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia that makes them hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobics. Without understanding the tragic social, behavioral, cognitive, psychological, neurological, physiological, linguistic, sociological, temporal, relative, and intuitive consequences of hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, there is no future hope for hippopotomonstrosequippedaliophobics being cured of the hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia that makes them hippopotomonstrosesquippedialiophobics who suffer from hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. My regards to the families of hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobics under the awful social, behavioral, cognitive, psychological, neurological, physiological, linguistic, sociological, temporal, relative, and intuitive consequences of the hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia that strikes terror into the hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic members of their hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia-plagued family with at least one or more members under the influence of hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

If you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, it is advised you do not read this.

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. . . then the light turned green. Two cars, a blue one and a yellow one went through the intersection before the light turned red. Then the light for the cross traffic was now green and a white car entered the intersection and made it through before that light turned red. The light turned green for the other direction but there were no cars waiting. This did not matter as there was no cars waiting for the cross traffic red light either. this cycle repeated itself about a half a dozen times until a grey car pulled up to, yup, a red light. when the light turned green the grey car drove through the intersection . . .
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post Thu Sep 12, 2002, 02:48 AM
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My post is gone. Don't want to depress anyone. We can do that by reading the news.

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post Thu Sep 12, 2002, 02:59 AM
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Sherry,

I am speechless ........ I am soooooo sorry .

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post Thu Sep 12, 2002, 03:19 AM
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post Thu Sep 12, 2002, 04:01 AM
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I'm reading the paper, posting and emailing. I am capable of multi-tasking. But WHAT??? Florida...again? Balloting problems?

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post Thu Sep 12, 2002, 04:51 AM
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lets kick them out of the union!
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post Thu Sep 12, 2002, 05:25 AM
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WHAT! I'd have to remove one star from my flag and I don't sew.

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Out they go enough FloriDAH!
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Maybe they should drop-off!!! I was always thought it was gonna be California!!!
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