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Glitter Spray Mistake
Nancy
post Sun Dec 18, 2005, 10:09 PM
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I know this is an "urban legend" as stated in this URL: http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blspray.htm , but this is still funny! (IMG:http://www.deafonline2.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/Crylol.gif) -- Nancy
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This story takes place in (where else?) San Francisco. A happy, hip, happening woman living in SF has to endure a visit from her mother, a prim and proper matronly sort from somewhere in the Midwest. The mother is in the throes of menopause, apparently very cranky and physically uncomfortable, what with hot flashes and the like, and the daughter, in an effort to help but probably also to get Mom out of the house for awhile, suggests that the mother visit her gynecologist.

Mom is not fond of the idea of visiting a gynecologist in a strange city. But after the daughter assures her that the man is thoughtful, kind, humorous and sweet and implores her to go just to make sure everything is okay, the mother reluctantly assents and makes an appointment.

The morning of the appointment, mother is VERY nervous and in preparation takes a shower AND a bath, deodorant head to toe, FDS vaginal spray, the whole nine yards, and heads to the gynecologist.

So. Mom's in the stirrups, the doctor's mucking about down there, and he looks up, fixes her with a funny smile and says, "Looks like we've got ourselves a PARTY GIRL!!"

Mother is shocked, to say the least. "What... what did you say??!!!"

He grins even wider. "I said, 'Looks like we've got ourselves a PARTY GIRL!'" and this is accompanied by a smirk and a wink. Mom is flabbergasted and doesn't utter another word for the balance of the exam, hastily dresses and runs out while avoiding his glance.

Later that evening, the daughter returns home from work, inquires how the appointment went, and the mother says, "You have a very rude doctor! He called me a party girl!"

"A what?"

"A party girl!" Mom is sniffling now. "Why would he call me that?"

"I don't know, it's very out of character for him..." the daughter puzzles. "There must be some reason. Think back. Did you say anything, maybe?"

"No!" The mother bristles. "I didn't say anything like that!"

"Come on, think back. What did you do before the appointment?"

"Well," the mother sniffs, "I was VERY conscientious with my hygiene. I took a bath AND a shower, I used your deodorant and FDS — I hope you don't mind — and then I got dressed, and..."

"Mom!" the daughter interrupts. "Mom, I don't have any FDS."

The mother is silent. They both head to the bathroom where the mother points out what she mistook for FDS. It wasn't. It was orange glitter hair spray from the previous Halloween.
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post Wed Jan 4, 2006, 04:31 AM
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*chuckle* ... Nancy I heard a story where a very nervous lady lying on the exam table reached down to her purse to pull out a kleenex to wipe herself clean. The doc came in and had a little chuckle. The lady had unknowingly used green stamps instead of kleenex!

Back in the sixties we used to receive green stamps when we paid for our groceries to redeem and "buy" things like lamps. That was a long time ago!
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post Fri Jan 27, 2006, 06:15 PM
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sugar, yeah, we had such stamp thing that continued into 80's and died. I recall I got involved during my teenage years to get something I wanted.. hehe I forgot what it was.
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QUOTE (Boult @ Fri Jan 27, 2006, 08:15 PM) *
sugar, yeah, we had such stamp thing that continued into 80's and died. I recall I got involved during my teenage years to get something I wanted.. hehe I forgot what it was.


(IMG:http://www.deafonline2.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/mad.gif) I thought you had something to contribute to this feminine spray thingie... quit derailing the thread!

Oh that's me and my kinda thing! (IMG:http://www.deafonline2.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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LOL sorry patty (IMG:http://www.deafonline2.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/Crylol.gif)
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(IMG:http://www.deafonline2.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) Glad we all have our sense of humours!!

I'll admit to something here.. there are times when I wish men can experience the nervousness of going for Pap smears by laying down and having their legs in the stirrups. You can use your imagination for where the speculum goes! (IMG:http://www.deafonline2.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/blush.gif)
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I think there are times men does experience the nervousness when their gentials are exposed during exam (IMG:http://www.deafonline2.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

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Or the good old prostate exam!

Can you say"the crying game"!
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QUOTE (lillysdad @ Tue Jan 30, 2007, 10:17 AM) *
Or the good old prostate exam!

Can you say"the crying game"!


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